[redactable] catchall for cater

[dawnblushed]

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w0, saturday

[dawnblushed]

[i should have asked where cater would be, but like, everyone's gotta eat, so. kitchen it is! we'll just say that yona and cater happen to be arriving at the same time to rustle up some grub.]

Oh - hello. [...] Are you hungry, too?

[pulsecannon]

Yeah, I feel like I could eat an entire chocobo.

[ It feels like she hasn't eaten in a looong time ]

Think they have anything good?

[dawnblushed]

...what's a chocobo?

[okay i'm not going to lie i was wondering how long it was going to take her to have to ask that because chocobos always seem to come up with final fantasy characters but i didn't expect it two tags in.]

i hope they see sesame street or big bird something some where

[pulsecannon]

Huh? You know, it's a really big bird that you can ride on.

[ Holding her hand up high to show how tall ]

i hope so too.

[dawnblushed]

...birds can get that big?!

[this is where she would say "wtf" if she was from a modern canon]

[pulsecannon]

They can! I bet there's some that are even bigger than that.

[ Also there's a phoenix which is huge, but she's not even thinking about it. ]

[dawnblushed]

[???]

The only birds I've ever seen are much smaller!

[pulsecannon]

I've seen those as well! Did you know that birds actually hatch from eggs?

[ She learned what a breeding is ]

[dawnblushed]

Yes. I knew that.

[pulsecannon]

[ oh. abort! ]

Well, I knew that too! I was just seeing if you did...

[ She totally didn't just learn what a breeding is ]

[dawnblushed]

[yona giggles]

There are probably plenty of people who don't know that. You should check to make sure the others do.

[pulsecannon]

[ Her cheeks will be dusted by pink for a moment as she crosses her arms. ]

Right! There's definitely others who don't know what it is. [ Others who totally aren't her. ]

Anyways, if there are stables around here, then maybe I can show you a chocobo.

[dawnblushed]

...wouldn't stables be more likely to have horses?

[the whole concept of chocobos still confuses the shit out of her.]

[pulsecannon]

Horses? What's a horse?

[dawnblushed]

...

[yona is really not sure how to answer this question.]

It's... a horse. It's big, and you ride on it.

[pulsecannon]

Isn't that what chocobos are for? I don't think I've ever heard of anyone riding a horse.

[dawnblushed]

No, it's what horses are for! I've never heard of anyone riding a bird before now.

[...]

What country are you from?

[pulsecannon]

[ ??? ]

I'm from Rubrum. What country are you from?

[dawnblushed]

[the look on her face practically screams "wtf is a Rubrum"]

I'm from Kouka.

[pulsecannon]

I've never heard of Kouka before. Where is it at?

[dawnblushed]

It shares borders with Xing, Sei, and the Kai Empire.

[...]

Where is Rubrum?

[pulsecannon]

[ Mumbling to herself: ] That was always one of the others job to know where places were...

Rubrum is in the middle of the Continent! It shares it's borders with Concordia, Militesi, and what's left of Lorica.

[dawnblushed]

I have never heard of any of those countries before.

[pulsecannon]

Guess we're from really far from each other then. [ A beat before she jumps back a step. ] Hey wait! Was the world all weird for you? Like everything looking blood red and the Rusus showing up to take out everyone?

[dawnblushed]

...

[???]

Um... no.