[redactable] catchall for kano

[dawnblushed]

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[suddenlybees]

[ ZERO TRUST!! Yona's just going to have to try the other two to find out ]

And sabotage your first lollipop experience? I would never! [ subsequent ones, though, ]

[dawnblushed]

It's pretty tasty.

[Yum! Yona does like candy, so. This is a positive experience.]

Thank you.

[suddenlybees]

[ One rare positive Kano experience. The quota is met for the year. ]

You're welcome~

[dawnblushed]

How did you make it?

[suddenlybees]

Sugar, water, and a stick? I dunno, it's some science thing. My dad made it before.

[dawnblushed]

If it's just that, then why does it taste like fruit?

[suddenlybees]

Oh, hm. It's "juice" but that's pretty much just sugar water, isn't it?

[ All juice is fake juice. Eat real fruit, kids, get your fiber in. ]

[dawnblushed]

...is it? I thought juice came from fruits.

[suddenlybees]

Not if it comes in a plastic bottle.

[dawnblushed]

[


i don't know how to break this to you but yona doesn't know what plastic is. even though she just unwrapped a lollipop that was wrapped in it.]

[suddenlybees]

Oh my god you don't know what a bottle is.

[dawnblushed]

I know what a bottle is! I've just never heard of "plastic" before!

[suddenlybees]

Plastic is, like, what half the world is made of??

[ Point at anything and it's probably plastic! ]

[dawnblushed]

Really?

[suddenlybees]

Really really.

[dawnblushed]

Prove it.

[suddenlybees]

Alright. Let's go to the toy store, I gotta grab some stuff.

[dawnblushed]

[oh boy.

anyway, onward they go!]

What do you need to grab?

[suddenlybees]

[ wow, don't oh no this perfectly normal request.

Anyways, Kano just grins in response, to keep the suspense, until they get to the emporium and Kano flings the door open and picks Pinkie Pie's head off the ground. Somebody, uh. Broke off one ear and stuck what may have once been devil horns and a crown on its head.

It doesn't matter, Kano just needs a chunk of plastic and then they're leaving again. ]

[dawnblushed]

[?!?!?!

yona looks. startled by that. but.




perhaps unwisely, she keeps following him.]

[suddenlybees]

[ Back to the inn they go, to stick this block of lego into the microwave and zap it on high for 30 minutes. ]

[dawnblushed]

[OH NO.............]

[suddenlybees]

[ IT'S FINE... I THINK............. I googled microwaving Legos and some sources say it's okay? some sources say that if there's any metal bits inside then RIP your microwave.

idk there's barely any water inside the blocks to microwave, he should have boiled them instead or something maybe because it's the ten minute mark and they start to pop scarily the way things do when you're microwaving something you're not supposed to. ]

Um, hm. Maybe we should wait outside? No use standing around here~

[dawnblushed]

...I'll take your word for it.

[JUST. HEADING OUT.]

[suddenlybees]

[ Great. Hopefully there will be a kitchen left when they get back. ]

...So, anyways, that's plastic!

[ I can't even remember what any of this was FOR but it was a good learning experience, right? right ]