[redactable] catchall for kano

[dawnblushed]

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[suddenlybees]

Some wildly nefarious scheme~

[ He is looking at the tomato plants! Or something that looks like tomatoes, anyways. They are pitch black. ]

What're you up to?

[dawnblushed]

Oh. That sounds dangerous.

[Those plants look kind of dangerous, too.]

I thought I would see what was over here.

[suddenlybees]

Just a cute li'l veggie garden~ Do you know lots about gardening, Yona?

[dawnblushed]

Not really. Do you?

[suddenlybees]

Not at all! So, like, the only thing to do is take a bit of everything and test it out, right? Anything pan fried is tasty?

[dawnblushed]

...maybe? I do usually like how pan-fried things taste...

[these idiots are going to poison themselves.]

[suddenlybees]

Right? Here, help me harvest some of these~ I think there's a bucket in one of the rooms we can use?

[ Mysteriously stained bucket but they can just rinse it out and it'll be fine. Frying kills germs. ]

[dawnblushed]

[THAT ISN'T HYGIENIC I'M CRYING


yona goes to fetch the mysteriously stained bucket]

[suddenlybees]

[ They'll wash everything after, it's fine!!! Kano pulls random vegetables up and sets them in a pile on the ground. They're all real funky looking. ]

[dawnblushed]

[(x) doubt

Anyway, she comes back with the bucket and sets it down before picking up some of the vegetables from the ground to put them in there.]

These look really strange.

[suddenlybees]

[ Kano helps plop the rest into the bucket as well. ]

I mean, "normal" fruits and veggies look pretty strange sometimes. Ever seen a Buddha's hand?

[dawnblushed]

[She shakes her head.]

No, I haven't.

[suddenlybees]

[ Kano whips around and presents this beautiful specimen of a citrus fruit right in Yona's face. ]

[dawnblushed]

[YEETS HERSELF BACKWARDS]

What the heck is that?!

[suddenlybees]

[ He just laughs and inches forward, Buddha fingers grabbing at Yona's nose. ]

[dawnblushed]

[She attempts to bat the fruit away with her hand.]

Stop it! Kano!!

[suddenlybees]

[ Kano snickers and lets her bat it away, but he doesn't put the fruit down or cease approaching menacingly. ]

Are you scared of it? It's not like it's alive—

[ underhand tosses the fruit at Yona's chest. ]

[dawnblushed]

[!!

On instinct, Yona backs up -

And then does a spinning kick to knock the fruit right back at Kano.]

[suddenlybees]

[ The fruit smacks Kano in the face and he get fucking KO'd. ]

[dawnblushed]

[just leaves him there bye]

[dawnblushed]

[no i'm kidding she's just going to try and carry him out of there to find somewhere for him to rest and if he's too heavy to lift she'll drag him.]

[suddenlybees]

[ Should've just left him. He's like 110 lbs so not terribly heavy but also deserves to be dragged so I hope whenever Kano wakes up wherever Yona takes him, the side of his face is just rubbed raw from being dragged across the ground. ]

[dawnblushed]

[honestly i hope he still has a mark at trial and has to explain it]

[suddenlybees]

[ he will now ]

[dawnblushed]

[good]