[redactable] catchall for kano

[dawnblushed]

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[suddenlybees]

Yeah, yeah, I'll make you a list~ I already got, like, two people in mind!

[ One of them is himself. But Yona's throat is still scratchy so he won't name names. ]

Does it still hurt? I got, like, something that might help? But it also might not? And if it does not, you can't, like, yell at me about it.

[dawnblushed]

Already?

[???

Kano, please.]

...it hurts a little, but not too much. I'll try whatever you have as long as it's not more blood.

[suddenlybees]

[ Kano digs into his hoodie pocket (I'm sorry everything comes from here; if there's blood, it's residual blood not on purpose) and pulls out one of the little goodie bag pills. ]

It's supposed to be, like, a painkiller? Throat counts as head, right?

[dawnblushed]

[Yona considers it for a second, shrugs, and then takes the pill. Down the hatch!

...mainly she's not worried about it because she watched Taako take the pill and not die on the first day.]

Thank you.

[suddenlybees]

[ Watch Taako be dead on Friday and everybody goes "oh no" ]

Caffeine helps too, so if you ever want more tea, there's probably, like, boring non-bloody ones floating around here somewhere?

[dawnblushed]

[Wouldn't that be wild.]

I've been drinking a lot of tea. Is it the... caffeine that makes it hurt less, then?

[No it's the honey she's been putting in her tea, but shh.]

[suddenlybees]

Yep, that's right! Caffeine makes painkillers work better!

[ WHICH IS NOT A LIE............. sometimes i can write real medicine in tags....... ]

Which, come to think of it, I see all sorts of people drinking coffee past noon? Wonder why all these people are hurtin'.

[dawnblushed]

...couldn't they just like the taste?

[suddenlybees]

If it's just the taste, can't they just swish and spit?

[ No need to stay up until three in the morning. ]

[dawnblushed]

That would be wasteful.

[suddenlybees]

Swish and hold.

[dawnblushed]

But then what would they do when they needed to talk?

[suddenlybees]

Swish, spit, talk, and put it back.

[dawnblushed]

That's gross!

[suddenlybees]

It's their own spit! How's that gross??

[dawnblushed]

[suddenlybees]

You're swallowing your own spit right now.

[ See? Not gross. It's natural. ]

[dawnblushed]

That's different! I didn't spit it out and then swallow it again!

[suddenlybees]

What's it matter if the spit's left your mouth or not? It's like licking a lollipop? Old spit!

[dawnblushed]

What's a lollipop?

[suddenlybees]

What's a—

[ AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA ]

You're seriously going to make me cry, Yona... It's gonna take like two days, but I'm making you a lollipop.

[dawnblushed]

Wait, don't cry! It can't be that bad, can it?!

[suddenlybees]

It's that bad! It's an atrocity! Living as many years as you have without ever getting to lick a spit pop!

[dawnblushed]

...when you call it a spit pop that really makes me not want to lick it!

[suddenlybees]

Sugar pop, same thing. It's, like, rock candy and it's usually red? I'm not too sure how to make it red, though...

[ He has one idea that he's pretty sure will get vetoed without him even saying it. ]