[redactable] catchall for kano

[dawnblushed]

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[suddenlybees]

[ Can't. Gotta be weird.

He pulls out three of these from his pocket THEY ARE WRAPPED INDIVIDUALLY IN PLASTIC DON'T WORRY Yona does not get residual pocket blood this time. ]

[dawnblushed]

...

[Yona takes them and unwraps one, eyeing it warily.

And then licks it. She's bracing herself.]

[suddenlybees]

[ It taste like.......................................






cranberry. ]

[dawnblushed]

[Huh. That's not so bad.




It's actually kind of tasty!]

[suddenlybees]

[ It's actually tasty! Legit cranberry flavored rock candy that may or may not cut up Yona's tongue depending on how carefully she sucks on it, this is not a lollipop to be licked or else any blood flavor is not Kano's fault. ]

[dawnblushed]

[She's being careful because she can feel that it's rough against her tongue! Mm, rock candy.]

...this doesn't taste weird at all. I guess you really didn't want to get hit.

[inb4 one of the other two is blood flavored. Rock candy roulette.]

[suddenlybees]

[ ZERO TRUST!! Yona's just going to have to try the other two to find out ]

And sabotage your first lollipop experience? I would never! [ subsequent ones, though, ]

[dawnblushed]

It's pretty tasty.

[Yum! Yona does like candy, so. This is a positive experience.]

Thank you.

[suddenlybees]

[ One rare positive Kano experience. The quota is met for the year. ]

You're welcome~

[dawnblushed]

How did you make it?

[suddenlybees]

Sugar, water, and a stick? I dunno, it's some science thing. My dad made it before.

[dawnblushed]

If it's just that, then why does it taste like fruit?

[suddenlybees]

Oh, hm. It's "juice" but that's pretty much just sugar water, isn't it?

[ All juice is fake juice. Eat real fruit, kids, get your fiber in. ]

[dawnblushed]

...is it? I thought juice came from fruits.

[suddenlybees]

Not if it comes in a plastic bottle.

[dawnblushed]

[


i don't know how to break this to you but yona doesn't know what plastic is. even though she just unwrapped a lollipop that was wrapped in it.]

[suddenlybees]

Oh my god you don't know what a bottle is.

[dawnblushed]

I know what a bottle is! I've just never heard of "plastic" before!

[suddenlybees]

Plastic is, like, what half the world is made of??

[ Point at anything and it's probably plastic! ]

[dawnblushed]

Really?

[suddenlybees]

Really really.

[dawnblushed]

Prove it.

[suddenlybees]

Alright. Let's go to the toy store, I gotta grab some stuff.

[dawnblushed]

[oh boy.

anyway, onward they go!]

What do you need to grab?

[suddenlybees]

[ wow, don't oh no this perfectly normal request.

Anyways, Kano just grins in response, to keep the suspense, until they get to the emporium and Kano flings the door open and picks Pinkie Pie's head off the ground. Somebody, uh. Broke off one ear and stuck what may have once been devil horns and a crown on its head.

It doesn't matter, Kano just needs a chunk of plastic and then they're leaving again. ]