[redactable] catchall for kano

[dawnblushed]

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[suddenlybees]

[ Gmail, please, ]

Sure am! Walking around looking for you! Remember the other day, with the blood— [ ... ] red. colored lollipops?

[dawnblushed]

["blood," he says.]

Mhm. I also remembered I promised to hit you if you fed me something weird.

[suddenlybees]

[ That was a mistake, please forget he said that ]

Sure did! Pinky promised and everything. Are you hungry? Ready to eat something weird?

[dawnblushed]

[KANO WHY CAN'T YOU JUST FEED HER SOMETHING NORMAL. She eyes him warily, but nods.]

...sure, I guess.

[She's also balling one hand up into a fist so she'll be ready to hit him.]

[suddenlybees]

[ Can't. Gotta be weird.

He pulls out three of these from his pocket THEY ARE WRAPPED INDIVIDUALLY IN PLASTIC DON'T WORRY Yona does not get residual pocket blood this time. ]

[dawnblushed]

...

[Yona takes them and unwraps one, eyeing it warily.

And then licks it. She's bracing herself.]

[suddenlybees]

[ It taste like.......................................






cranberry. ]

[dawnblushed]

[Huh. That's not so bad.




It's actually kind of tasty!]

[suddenlybees]

[ It's actually tasty! Legit cranberry flavored rock candy that may or may not cut up Yona's tongue depending on how carefully she sucks on it, this is not a lollipop to be licked or else any blood flavor is not Kano's fault. ]

[dawnblushed]

[She's being careful because she can feel that it's rough against her tongue! Mm, rock candy.]

...this doesn't taste weird at all. I guess you really didn't want to get hit.

[inb4 one of the other two is blood flavored. Rock candy roulette.]

[suddenlybees]

[ ZERO TRUST!! Yona's just going to have to try the other two to find out ]

And sabotage your first lollipop experience? I would never! [ subsequent ones, though, ]

[dawnblushed]

It's pretty tasty.

[Yum! Yona does like candy, so. This is a positive experience.]

Thank you.

[suddenlybees]

[ One rare positive Kano experience. The quota is met for the year. ]

You're welcome~

[dawnblushed]

How did you make it?

[suddenlybees]

Sugar, water, and a stick? I dunno, it's some science thing. My dad made it before.

[dawnblushed]

If it's just that, then why does it taste like fruit?

[suddenlybees]

Oh, hm. It's "juice" but that's pretty much just sugar water, isn't it?

[ All juice is fake juice. Eat real fruit, kids, get your fiber in. ]

[dawnblushed]

...is it? I thought juice came from fruits.

[suddenlybees]

Not if it comes in a plastic bottle.

[dawnblushed]

[


i don't know how to break this to you but yona doesn't know what plastic is. even though she just unwrapped a lollipop that was wrapped in it.]

[suddenlybees]

Oh my god you don't know what a bottle is.

[dawnblushed]

I know what a bottle is! I've just never heard of "plastic" before!

[suddenlybees]

Plastic is, like, what half the world is made of??

[ Point at anything and it's probably plastic! ]

[dawnblushed]

Really?

[suddenlybees]

Really really.