[redactable] catchall for kano

[dawnblushed]

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[suddenlybees]

[ Why would Kano distract Yona from meeting woodland creatures? I hope every other thread Kano has in the forest ends up with bears.

He trots off behind her, quiet as can be so he doesn't scare anything away, but tries to approach from the side so she can see him in her periphery. ]

[dawnblushed]

[I'm really glad you plurked about tagging this because gmail didn't show me the dang notif.

Anyway, Kano is making good choices. Walking into Yona's peripheral vision gets her to turn her attention toward him as she's heading into the forest.]

...oh, hello! Are you out for a walk too?

[suddenlybees]

[ Gmail, please, ]

Sure am! Walking around looking for you! Remember the other day, with the blood— [ ... ] red. colored lollipops?

[dawnblushed]

["blood," he says.]

Mhm. I also remembered I promised to hit you if you fed me something weird.

[suddenlybees]

[ That was a mistake, please forget he said that ]

Sure did! Pinky promised and everything. Are you hungry? Ready to eat something weird?

[dawnblushed]

[KANO WHY CAN'T YOU JUST FEED HER SOMETHING NORMAL. She eyes him warily, but nods.]

...sure, I guess.

[She's also balling one hand up into a fist so she'll be ready to hit him.]

[suddenlybees]

[ Can't. Gotta be weird.

He pulls out three of these from his pocket THEY ARE WRAPPED INDIVIDUALLY IN PLASTIC DON'T WORRY Yona does not get residual pocket blood this time. ]

[dawnblushed]

...

[Yona takes them and unwraps one, eyeing it warily.

And then licks it. She's bracing herself.]

[suddenlybees]

[ It taste like.......................................






cranberry. ]

[dawnblushed]

[Huh. That's not so bad.




It's actually kind of tasty!]

[suddenlybees]

[ It's actually tasty! Legit cranberry flavored rock candy that may or may not cut up Yona's tongue depending on how carefully she sucks on it, this is not a lollipop to be licked or else any blood flavor is not Kano's fault. ]

[dawnblushed]

[She's being careful because she can feel that it's rough against her tongue! Mm, rock candy.]

...this doesn't taste weird at all. I guess you really didn't want to get hit.

[inb4 one of the other two is blood flavored. Rock candy roulette.]

[suddenlybees]

[ ZERO TRUST!! Yona's just going to have to try the other two to find out ]

And sabotage your first lollipop experience? I would never! [ subsequent ones, though, ]

[dawnblushed]

It's pretty tasty.

[Yum! Yona does like candy, so. This is a positive experience.]

Thank you.

[suddenlybees]

[ One rare positive Kano experience. The quota is met for the year. ]

You're welcome~

[dawnblushed]

How did you make it?

[suddenlybees]

Sugar, water, and a stick? I dunno, it's some science thing. My dad made it before.

[dawnblushed]

If it's just that, then why does it taste like fruit?

[suddenlybees]

Oh, hm. It's "juice" but that's pretty much just sugar water, isn't it?

[ All juice is fake juice. Eat real fruit, kids, get your fiber in. ]

[dawnblushed]

...is it? I thought juice came from fruits.

[suddenlybees]

Not if it comes in a plastic bottle.

[dawnblushed]

[


i don't know how to break this to you but yona doesn't know what plastic is. even though she just unwrapped a lollipop that was wrapped in it.]

[suddenlybees]

Oh my god you don't know what a bottle is.

[dawnblushed]

I know what a bottle is! I've just never heard of "plastic" before!

[suddenlybees]

Plastic is, like, what half the world is made of??

[ Point at anything and it's probably plastic! ]